Once, a human toddler was wandering in the building of a world conference, having been separated from her mother, who was in an unrelated meeting. A few of the nations got distracted by the girl, who innocently babbled about, and waved to them, happy as a clam. She even sat in Russia’s lap, and the big nation nearly died of joy.
When they finally got her back to her mother, the girl never understood she had stumbled in on a world meeting, full of personified nations.
How to make your dreams come true:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight.
9. EAT THAT BITCH.
I AM DOING THIS
WHEN MY PI GIVES ME HELPFUL ADVICE TO “TRY IT AGAIN”